And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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