Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped