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He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone

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(302): View more from Delaware

Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?

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(850): View more from Florida

They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.

(678): View more from Georgia

You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.

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