He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.