I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight