Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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