Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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