A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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