Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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