The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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