found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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