why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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