I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
