i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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