Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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