are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
