This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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