no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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