I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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