did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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