no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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