please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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