Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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