And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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