Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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