That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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