he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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