i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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