My room smells like vodka and shame
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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