good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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