If i could tip my vagina, i would.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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