Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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