She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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