and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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