Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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