apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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