How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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