Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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