You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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