What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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