i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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