Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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