VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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