i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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