I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
should my penis look like a turkey
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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