Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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