I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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