Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
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Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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