You work out of a Hotel?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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