just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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