You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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