she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
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i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.