My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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