if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
