hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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