She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
