Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Randomize
